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Couldn't find a scalpel? In an operating room? That's a bit like walking into a grocery store and claiming you can't find the food.
"Oops, I can't immediately find the tools I need. Guess I need to be the badass hero of the day and MacGyver this surgery. In a hospital."
Even that explanation at face value, there are a thousand options higher on the priority list than a fucking pocket knife. Like, use a dermatome blade. Or an amputation knife. Or an open edge of any of the hundred or so surgical scissors. Or dissect it open slowly with some ENT shit like a cartilage D knife or a sickle knife. Or just buzz it open with a bovie.
There are so many different ways to cut shit open in the OR using actual sterile technique (woo!). Even if ALL of their scalpels magically disappeared, that would be annoying for sure, but by no means a show stopper.
Using a pocket knife is some emergency tracheotomy out in the middle of the woods kind of shit. Like there are situations where using that would have been called for, but not in a hospital environment.