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[–] Moops@fedia.io 182 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

$50 that Trump rages about this in the next 24 hours thinking Biden is still running.

[–] UFO64@lemmy.world 72 points 2 weeks ago

Suckers bet, I’m not taking it.

[–] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How will you be able to tell? His speeches are so incoherent! Hahqhahqha

[–] BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago

Hahq tuah

[–] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

I want people to send this to him now!