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Anon recommends a cast iron pan (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Counterpoint:

It doubles as a weapon that can induce blunt-force trauma.

[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Oy yah i Rember the Repunzle tutorial.

[–] kureta@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Mine is so heavy it hurts my wrist to pick it up. I'd never hit someone with it. They would definitely die or become paralized or something. And also I would injure my wrist, which would be equally bad.

[–] EatATaco@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Check out carbon steel pans. They are much the same as cast iron but significantly lighter.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago

The joys of DeBuyer

[–] Kuragi2@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

I definitely wouldn't consider an injured, even broken, wrist anywhere near as bad as paralysis or death. But also, a stainless steel pan works just fine as a bludgeoning implement, too