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Anon races against the jock in P.E. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thats like watching Looney Tunes and trying to hit everything with a massive mallet

If it doesn't works, you need to sharpen your hammer.

[–] Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If youre sharpening a hammer, i think you have other issues.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Blunt hammer sounds like an issue to me.

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

sounds like you don't know how to properly cut things with a hammer