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The whispering is all in her head and says she sucks

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[โ€“] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Alternative suggestion: spray paint your resume on the outside wall of the offices of whatever company you are trying to apply at. Bonus points if you manage an approximate rendition of Comic Sans throughout.

This is legitimately feasible with a 3d printed stencil