Do we REALLY want zombie Reagan and hundreds of others like that running around again? I dunno about you guys, but I'm so tired of living through Interesting Times ™️ and Unprecedented Events ™️. A zombie apocalypse where they don't eat our brains, but just fuck up the economy even more doesn't sound fun.

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

Make Zombie Reagan take Carter's former place and build homes (by hand) for poor people.

The holy water that leaks out of the sink will probably burn him out of existence anyway.

[–] NormalPerson@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lmao, yeah I can't imagine why someone would think that reviving them would make them suddenly want to correct their mistakes. They just got a chance to further be shit.

[–] kmaismith@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Since we’re just playing necromancer, why not have these zombies live in constant agony wishing for true death and the only way they can achieve it is to undo their legacy work which binds their children.

The fantasy was already pretty high, may as well lean into it

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Watergate Part Two: Electric Bungaloo