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Anon shares his dating preferences (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Mercuri@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like how you put this. Anon was asked requirements and all he gave were deal-breakers. It comes off as desperate, crass, or both.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its also fake. I could rewrite the ending.

"Friends GF laughs uncontrollably at my list of dealbreakers, as she's drunk and at a bar, not sober at a coffee shop"

"Friends gf proceeds to go around the bar posing my list to every woman, and eventually also all the men, hysterically laughing the whole time while I try to hide by the jukebox."

[–] Mercuri@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That friend? Albert Einstein.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

That Einstein was a handful!