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[–] AgaveInMyAss@lemmy.world 75 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 68 points 2 months ago (3 children)

.txt file

80 characters wide

With cool ASCII art, like those pirated software readme files. (Looking at you, Razor 1911)

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Uh I love this idea and will be adopting it.

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago

Right? Like, if I was a hiring manager, I would hire that person on the spot because I know they gots l33t hacking skillz.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Ah I love putting in sick ASCII art into my notes in R and other programming syntax. My advisors did not appreciate it as much as I did.

[–] childOfMagenta@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

With the chiptune music.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Excellent plan if you ever need to apply to 2007.

[–] CoopaLoopa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

The X in .docx is for XML. MS Word files have actually just been zipped XML files for years now.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It works. What else is needed?

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

A nice little trick to get rid of that annoying recruiter spam. Archive your software eng resume in xz format and only competent HMs will read it. /s

[–] socsa@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago

Fuck it if they can't compile my LaTeX then they don't deserve me.