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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon enjoys life (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That's going to always increase parentalmotivation.

[–] Alxe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Like if(true) but with side effects.

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they're using one of the languages that uses := for assignment. :P

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

… I guess it’s part of our Makefile

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Oh, maybe I wanted to use ==