First night in new apartment, making frozen pizza, oven mitts are... Wait, do I even own oven mitts? Is there a towel around? Jeans are thick, that should work!

Sitting on the floor, sans pants, eating a Red Baron off the box it came in, sliced haphazardly with a pocket knife is peak adulting.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Uh... I just slide the pizza out of the oven onto the box. There's a bit of skill involved to do it in one smooth movement to keep from very mildly burning yourself, but it's totally doable.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago

There may have been "other factors" that were not legal in my state at the time contributing to my pantsless genius...