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[–] crashfrog@sopuli.xyz -4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

“Well, you know, Irish cuisine has a lot of potatoes in it.”

Joke fucking explained. How do you figure the guy’s going to be on the spot, exactly?

[–] Twiglet@feddit.uk 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guess you never heard of the potato famine then, which was a type of genocide visited upon the Irish by the British. Hence the 'sudden'jump from potatoes to bombing hospitals.

That's the source of potato jokes people crack about the Irish.

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Does it? What's a good dish to try?"

[–] jaycifer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“I guess I don’t know. Sorry, I didn’t mean anything by it.” With a look on his face that clearly shows confusion at why you spent two whole responses about something as insignificant (in his mind) as potatoes. Everyone else probably has similar looks.

For small talk like that you get one response on the topic. If someone said I should order potatoes because I’m Irish I’d lean so far into it, adapt an obvious accent, and say “Oh I do loove me potatoes.” If I wanted to backhand him a little I’d tack on “Except during the famine when there were no potatoes. Those were daark days” to the first statement. There’s enough humor in the accent to cover the callout mass starvation he probably unwittingly referenced.

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"shouldn't you be bombing hospitals" is better.

[–] jaycifer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

If you say so!

[–] crashfrog@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Corned beef hash? Colcannon? Literal Irish potatoes?

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well played, though I doubt some Israeli making genocide jokes is going to be that familiar with Irish cuisine.