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[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fucking up the temperature downstream; global warming baby! But who needs that ecosystem? It's survive or die, and that includes the beavers! Down with trees, up with fleas(markets)!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 1 month ago

Total ecological collapse is a small price to pay to boost shareholders' wealth by 0.1%!

line must go up