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Is America Ready for a President Who Can Convert a Word Document to a PDF? (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Next up: tables of data in CSV, then XML, and finally JSON formats, oh the humanity!

[–] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ASN.1 pls

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 5 points 2 days ago

Oh dear lord... please save me from the monsters underneath my bed, and from ASN.1 everywhere it may invade.

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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Unless we get one that can skibbidi the yeet instead.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No cap fr. Well, yolo fam, so y not?

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

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[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 2 days ago

L331 sp33ch! ~(/s)~