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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 248 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's the classic Germany-France joke, but modified:

A German was on a trip to Poland.

He reached passport control and the officer asked:

"Name?"

"Hans Kleiner"

"Age?"

"31"

"Occupation?"

"No no, just visiting"

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago

A young man was carrying a long stick around Warsaw and someone asked him: “Are you a pole vaulter?”

The man replied: “No I’m German but how do you know my name is Walter?”

[–] aubertlone@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

That took me way longer to get than it should have.

Then I laughed a couple times. Thanks for chuckle homie.