Dad Jokes

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submitted 3 days ago by antisoma@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Tony

Bonus - What do you call a religious man with no ankles? Shinto

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[–] Aarrodri@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm lost..can you explain?

[–] BlameItOnSomeone@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Toe-knee

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Feet and ankles: am I a joke to you?

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Why do we have ankles?

To keep the calves from the corn.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Between the toes and the knees lie the shins.

Take away the shins and you're left with Toe-Knee.

Tony.

[–] Aarrodri@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago