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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Meanwhile, kids take hits all the time that would kill me instantly.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] theherk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure the artist here is littleporpoise.

[–] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

I love the "beer in hand" stereotype there.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When my son was a toddler, he went down a slide feet first but on his stomach. I had a complete brain fart and forgot to catch him at the bottom of the slide like I had always done in the past. He few about 3 feet, then landed on the ground on his stomach, his head whipped back and then slammed face first into the ground.

I remember thinking at the time, Jesus Christ, I would be DEAD if that happened to me. But yeah, he cried a little bit and walked it off.