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'It's like living in a school zone,' Says Rattled Secret Service Agent Protecting Trump (www.duffelblog.com)
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[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

That's not fair, he didn't run away from the gunman!

Maybe that's just Texas.