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handing my friend a screwdriver
"You can use this for simple crafts and home repairs"
Me, backing away from the screwdriver in terror
"Nice try, but I know what that is. They use that thing to build the Space Shuttle."
-.- you've just described a significant portion of my home remodeling….
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I think I need to learn new skills…