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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When you're in a hole, dig harder!

[–] ShadowRam@fedia.io 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No wonder they matched him with JT.

He'd draw on a weather map with a sharpie too,

Literally do and say anything, no matter how ridiculous, to not ever admit a mistake.

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If lying, restructuring my entire identity by throwing all my values overboard, or undermining the foundations of democracy in order to gain more power is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If God didn't want us to fuck couches, why did he make them so goddamn sexy?

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Preach 🛋️🙌

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

The smaller ones are called "love seats". That makes it consensual, right?

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

At most, claim it was sarcasm, just a joke.

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Especially if you're drilling a hole in a couch.