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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When JD watches Backroom Casting Couch, You think he jerkes off to the couch?

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, but he always brings a stack of ones to the Goodwill.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

JD Vance uses Good Will like a strip club.

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Strip clubs have strippers, Goodwill has couches 🤦

[–] Famous_Anus_Cookies@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It was confusing. I've seen JD Vance donate stacks of pre fucked couches to my local Goodwill.

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh perhaps I misspoke. I guess maybe he prefers virgin wool. He keeps getting older, but the upholstery stays the same age.

I’m sorry, I will recline from commenting further. I’m a lazy boy for attempting such low brow humor.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think you mean "post-fucked" couches.

Yeah, you're right.

When he does, he has to use his free hand to cover up the other dude in the video, because beating off while another guy's dick is in view is totally gay