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Anon needs to pay the rent (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 49 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Obviously a joke but you don't want to do this. He has sex with you and the deal is not legally binding and then evicts you anyway. Unless you had like body cam footage of the exchange going down.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Unless you had like body cam footage of the exchange going down.

I have seen such cam footage.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 11 points 4 days ago

Casting couch. There was no job

[–] BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org 12 points 4 days ago

That's why you get the receipt, just like you normally do when paying in cash.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 days ago

yeah also your landlord is not only an asshole (like all landlords) but also a fucking weirdo