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Anon turns 30 (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, and that requires practice.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Or you could do the super smart cheat code way and eat waaay too many mushrooms one night thinking you can handle it, then get your ego absolutely fucking annihilated, realize you are actually one with the entirety of the universe and therefore actually just one with the girl you wanna talk to as all things are intrinsically entwined and you've finally achieved total absolute understanding of life and existence itself and hope you can explain it to her after it wears off with that same clarity without using the words "I'm literally inside you".

Or so I hear...

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

Idk man I'd someone said this to me, I'd slowly back away. Mushrooms are cool, but not a silver bullet in anyway.

Hint: Enlightened people probably aren't posting on Lemmy. XD