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[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stop using wood furniture. Don't live in wooden houses and make sure to demand a plastic straw next time you have a burger and there will be less profits.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hi there, I'm just wondering does Shell pay well? I was thinking of moving over to them after the Soros and Koch checks dry up post election.

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, not really. But you can feel good about saving trees. You also get an xmas allowance of assorted seabirds dipped in crude oil that makes for a very cozy fire place.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

They aren't still alive though right? I'm sure I could sell them on eBay or something. Oh well, at least Coca Cola is always paying.