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[โ€“] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 66 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I save money by not even using lemons. I simply add a minute amount of dehydroxyl-5-ca carbomethyl-tridiamine hexanepolyethylene which tastes vaguely lemony but also causes elbow cancer. Treatment for which is patented by one of my subsidiary companies, so I make a good chunk of income with the cause and cure for that one specific disease.

[โ€“] Zoboomafoo 14 points 2 months ago

But knowingly selling elbow-cancer-juice is illegal, that's why we paid for a study that showed it didn't. We'll also fight any claims that it does in court to the death

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