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[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] CsJ5NPkuvE@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

how do they get out of their cars, they can't open the doors

[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The first one has the windows open

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

2nd one's still in there, you can see them (barely) through the tinted window.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think that's the car seat, or someone with a really wide head

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That kinda looks like... SCP-173.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173

that seems to be about a blink monster. the closest I could find is

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1061

but it's not a great match

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean the "person" in the car, not the car itself.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

still not quite seeing it tbh

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago

The second one is especially triggering since the parking lot seems otherwise empty. Like they just did it as a weird flex or something.

[–] bitwolf@lemmy.one 3 points 1 month ago

Now we know where all the carts should go

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

How did they go out of the car?

[–] gingernate@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago