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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (42 children)

Constantly shocked by people that don't open the oven door at look every time prior to preheating the oven.

How else will you find:

  • no pilot light
  • a blanket
  • cast iron cookware cooling
  • loaded guns
  • forgotten food

Look in the oven people! It takes 1 second.

Edit: I am amazed how many people don't look in the oven before turning it on.

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm reminded of a joke from Burn Notice where Michael has kept a folder of critically important blackmail files in his mother's oven for several seasons. He just casually points out she never actually cooks anything herself.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

The longest Hyundai commercial ever.

(Yes, it was good)

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