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Anon misses something (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] way_of_UwU@programming.dev 64 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I can tell you from experience that there's a 90% chance she absolutely was trying to draw you in to sell you something

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

The rent on those mall kiosks is insane, like ten to twenty grand a month (at least it used to be that, back when people actually went to malls). So anybody working them is going to be under intense pressure to sell shit.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

I used to try to politely decline, now I just wave and say I'm not interested. If they try to change the script, "I'm not selling anything," I just repeat myself and they get the hint. I used to feel bad, but then I realized it saves them and me some time, so I'm probably doing them a favor.

[–] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Or just bagging some free premium chocolate