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[–] sailor_sega_saturn@awful.systems 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Yes but consider that $429,000* dollars is a small price** to pay for free*** entry to ApeFest.

* Valuing ApeFest tickets at a few hundred dollars this would only take you a millennium to be in the black. But really it's more about the exclusivity.

** Oh and you have to hang out with other Ape Holders. Oh and also may get your retinas sunburned from unsafe UV lights.

** Supplies limited. Travel to whatever random corner of the earth they chose not included.

[–] bitofhope@awful.systems 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh and you have to hang out with other Ape Holders. Oh and also may get your retinas sunburned from unsafe UV lights.

Ouch, that sounds painful. Can't I just get the retina burn without the having to hang out with Ape Holders part?

[–] sailor_sega_saturn@awful.systems 5 points 3 months ago

The easiest way is to look at the sun. I did this and other stupid things (like staring into flashlights) as a kid, and my vision is mostly* normal so I clearly didn't try very hard.

* Some light visual snow