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Trump Campaign Powerless Against Group of Teenage Girls Saying "Ew" (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] nepenthes@lemmy.world 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“Like, he said it with his weird, little butthole mouth and he was all clammy and gross."
(emphasis mine)

🤣🤣

[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Weird little butthole mouth.