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Anon finds the secret to losing weight (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Promethiel@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Too pricy. Good ol' depression is free and can overpower hunger signals if you languish long enough.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is why I wish I had a fortune teller to say exactly when I am going to die. If you knew you were going to go out on a certain date, you could abuse opiates for months before your body gets used to them and then avoid the eventual darkness of deep addiction.

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

And then it turns out you die from the overdose that you caused yourself

[–] deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

Buy one depression and get a heroine for free