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Know a guy who refuses to eat cheese hotdogs and other similar food because he hates "food that nuts in my mouth"
Must be a hard life being so staunchly anti-phallus
"You know how many foods are dick-shaped? The best kind!"
I always loved that he asked him if he knew how many and then didn’t even provide an estimate in his haste.
All of them if you try hard enough
Protecting his heterosexuality at all costs. If a single phallus shaped food breaches his mouth he might lose control and turn gay.
Like JD Vance, he may be tricked into thinking he's gay when, in reality, he's totally straight. All straight people accidentally think they're gay sometimes, right?
Sounds like he has some feelings to explore.
I mean could be that he just doesn't like that sensation
Yeah plenty of gay dudes that love getting pounded but don't like taking mouth shots.
In home ec class in middle school we watched a food network video about making stuffed hotdogs where they took a straw and cored a hotdog out and then filled it with white, melted cheese from a piping bag. They squeezed too hard and it jetted out the other end and the camera was perfectly positioned to catch the hotdog's thick ropes. Then they played it back in slo motion. The class was very amused.
Aww that's my favorite kind
Yeah, this guy really not eating gushers? Or ravioli?
With cheese wieners he has a point. Do like scalding your mouth with cheese hotter than the devils pecker?!
Cheddar brats are bomb though.
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