Hey folks! I am at the hospital with my wife waiting for our child to be born and my wife would like memes. Lots of memes. Stupid ones, funny ones, all manner of memes to distract her and produce happy hormones in her brain. Puns and dad jokes are also very welcome
ETA: seriously, thank you everyone! She's gotten some really hearty chuckles out of this and it's definitely helped keep her mood afloat.
ETA2: y'all are the best, li'l Juniper Mayhem joined us after 24 hours of labor and our sanity would have been in tatters if it weren't for all of you 
This one is long, so here's just a link to it
That last one, my gosh. Let me tell you about the first time I ate a burrito up here in New England... They gave it to me on a plate. With silverware. And the sauce and cheese on the gd outside.
5 out of 7, perfect comment
We call that smothered here on the west coast, but you have to request it.