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J.D. Vance almost certainly calls it a "vanilla ice cream milkshake dessert beverage."
"I'm JD Vance and I'm running for vice president. Could I have an ice cream milkshake dessert beverage? Just whatever makes sense. What's that flavor? Vanilla? Ok, sure, I'll try that. I'm JD Vance."
"How long have you worked here? Six months? Okay. How long has the cook worked here? You don't know? Ok."
He probably doesn’t even know that much about it. He’d say “one of those blended frappes? A decaf diet frappercino, no coffee flavor please, ha ha…. Folks, no, it’s good! Please clap”
No he doesn't. He calls it a vanilla coishion dessert prequel, and you KNOW it!
He spills it all over the couch cushions, like every other normal, non-weird, alpha male.