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Anon pregames (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone kissing me after having just puked would kill my boner too

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

I think more people should be posting that its just unattractive to be pukey drunk. How fun could the sex even be? She might even fall asleep in the middle of it.