One time, I was driving through one of these old towns, and I got pulled over because I didn't make a complete stop at a stop sign. Admittedly, I was in the wrong, but the judge in town was insane, and coincidentally the father of the sheriff who pulled us over. So the judge tried to have me and the people in the car executed in some crazy deathcoaster contraption unless I agreed to marry his daughter (who bore a striking resemblance to Gus Polinski) but thankfully we managed to get out of there. Also, we got to party with Digital Underground for some reason.

[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Did they make you repave the street too with Bessy?

[–] emrikol@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago

Nothing but trouble in that town it sounds like. Best stay away.

[–] jackie_jormp_jomp@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Did the judge have a dick nose? Sounds like something that happened to me once.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tupac was involved with this, right?

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yep, his first acting credit.