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We have been played for fools (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 months ago by hihi24522@lemm.ee to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

What if we didn't want more sea, just spikier? C#

I look out acroth the thea, and thee what I can thee. I can't pronounth that thtupid language; I'll write in lithp.

Ocean + traversing a desert => Ocaml?

I improved the C! It is greater! More potent! But what is this? I look at at my poor boat, upon which I traverse the waves of the C++ 7; now it is degraded. Now its beautiful metal hull has oxidised. Oh, the dangers of the C. ...Wait, that gives me an idea...