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Peloton’s former billionaire CEO says he’s lost all his money and had to sell his possessions (finance.yahoo.com)

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[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Yes, simply impoverished with his 225 million dollars that remain.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How could anyone last a week like that? Absolutely abandoned by society, that man is.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Tell me about it. I bet he can't even just walk out onto the helipad and fly to work, he probably has to have a chauffeur drive him through TRAFFIC.