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[–] cheddar@programming.dev 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can't share a recipe online without 2-3 paragraphs about your life. You also forgot that it should include 100ml of homosexuality.

[–] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

And 50ml of neurodivergence or, if you’re out, 50L of involuntary celibacy.