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It's a tragedy that it works... (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I have Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome so this would definitely make me feel better... but fuck it no way, I need my sleeps and I habitually stay up late.

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It's the classic "pick 2".

Exercise

Sleep

Reduce Stress

[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

You get to pick 2? I get to pick one, and it's never reduce stress. And the exercise is just being on my feet at work. And the sleep quality sucks. Basically I get to pick zero.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 weeks ago

When I exercise, I need an hour less sleep a day.