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Nah. I have lactose "intolerance" (ackshually, adult mammals SHOULD NOT be drunking malk, so it is actually NORMAL), but I use it as a superpower. Constipation? Just drink mulk. Need to empty bowels before that 8 hour drive? Drink melk. Don't want to use public toilets? Drink molk before leaving home. It is a superpower.
THAT'S IT. IF YOU SAY MULK ONE MORE TIME, I'M FUCKING KILLING MYSELF!
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