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Anon is a soyboy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 32 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Nice tits

[–] LowleeKun@feddit.org 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Thanks bro, all the workout is paying of [ o ][ o ]

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

How to grow boobs (in Minecraft)

[–] Overshoot2648@lemm.ee 1 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Cow milk is full of estrogen and growth hormone.

[–] MHanak@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

As far as i know hormone concentration in milk is strictly regulated

[–] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 0 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

YO GIRLS, FEMMES, AND THOSE TRYING TO AVOID TWINK DEATH, YOU READING THIS??

YOU DON'T NEED THAT EXPENSIVE HRT, YOU JUST NEED TO DRINK MORE COWS MILK!

BECAUSE THE INTERNET CLOWNS SAID SO. JUST LIKE HOW THEY FOUND THE BOSTON BOMBER!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The point isn't that drinking cow milk will make you turn femme, it's that if cow milk doesn't soy milk sure as fuck ain't going to.

[–] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

I seemed to have miscommunicated my joke. My original comment is completely sarcastic, and I agree with you.

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago

There's pretty strong evidence that ancient Greece used horse urine as HRT