“There’s no hope of my beating any sense into you, but I’ll knock some of the ignorance out of you!”
-Everett True
Sometimes Everett’s angry chastising gets downright poetic. Here he throws out a one-liner worthy of an 80’s action movie, all because of a messy banana eater.
Next time tuck your chin. Also, slap the ground instead of trying to catch yourself. Couple times a week, practice a couple of these, until they become second nature:
No joke, everyone should learn to fall.