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Dont take ur infants on motorcycle rides tho.
You're not my wife!
Maybe I am 👀
As if girls were on the internet. Everyone knows they're at home watching cooking shows.
/s
Fuck, she found me.
Oh hi, honey!
Which weekend were you gonna be out-of-town again?
Trick question. We live on the ISS, now float over here mister, I have a serious bone to pick with you.
Good thing that's not an infant then!
Yeah, toddlers are people too!