Everett True Comics

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A place to appreciate the twentieth century comic character Everett True of "The Outbursts of Everett True." Feel free to check out the sticky.

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Never trust anything with boneless in the name (June 10, 1906) (midwest.social)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by clark@midwest.social to c/truecomics@midwest.social

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A waitress is holding a steaming pile of food on a tray, while Everett sits at a dining table, a frown on his face. Waitress: We didn't have any spring chicken, Mr. True, so I brought some boneless canned- Everett punches the tray out of her hands, throwing the contents up onto the ceiling, knocking his chair and table askew in the process. Everett: Take it away!! TAKE IT AWAY!!!! Do you think I'm a scavenger? None of it for me! I read the papers, I do!!!

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[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, that's why it's "Outbursts of Everett True", not "reasonable reactions of Everett True". He is an asshole and proud of it.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

May you always get the real chicken you ordered and your steak cooked just right. Tip of the bowler to you.