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[–] monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com 29 points 2 months ago (13 children)

"very popular private health insurance"

I'm not an American, but I suspect this is a lie..

[–] whatevs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I feel like it's thanksgiving and everyone wants the crazy uncle to stop making speeches and just eat his ham and Mac n cheese

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maaaaan, whys it always gotta be a drunk uncle? Or a crazy uncle??? I'm an uncle, and the only speeches I give on thanksgiving are how the 1993 Super Mario Movie is BETTER than the recent animated one.

And I'm right!

Also Charles Martinet was and always has been a TERRIBLE voice for mario. He went from a gruff itailian brooklyn plumber to an accient so over the top, mario is the only one to ever use it.

[–] psivchaz@reddthat.com 1 points 2 months ago

I'm so sorry to have to be the one to tell you but, based on your positions, you're absolutely the crazy uncle. And I wouldn't be surprised if you were drunk when you watched the 93 Super Mario.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

ham and Mac n cheese

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