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I have a severe personality disorder. My identity matrix somehow has twos, threes, sixes and even some irrational and imaginary numbers in it for good measure.
Besides, everytime I try to look it up, it's completely different from what it was last time.
I have tried issuing warranty and refund claims on my existence, but I wasn't successful.
It seems you're not similar to yourself anymore
Never have been. I'm pretty sure if you did a dissimilarity matrix of me and myself at any given time in my life, at least soms of the numbers on the diagonal would be greater than zero.