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Over 2,300 pounds of meth found hidden in celery at Georgia farmers market (www.nbcnews.com)

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“It was hiding in the celery," said DEA Special Agent in Charge Robert Murphy. "Obviously, we threw away the celery. That didn’t make it to the store.”

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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Now I'm wondering if you could get celery to soak up a drug solution since it's so watery, then extract the drugs again later

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Or serve as a vehicle for bioaccumulation.

Mirepoix never was so amazing.

[–] Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago

I feel like that was the plot of an old Bond movie.

[–] subtext@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I’m just imagining ants on a log, but the peanut butter is meth

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 month ago

I feel like you’re trying to get me to snort my vegetables.