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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 166 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Find out her favorite food, eat it for three days and fart next time you’re near her.

The familiar scent will make her fall for you.

[–] tengkuizdihar@programming.dev 62 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Shit people ~~say~~ smell on lemmy.

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

You smell the Mountain Dew Baja Blast?

Because that was for you.

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