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North Koreans Celebrate Kim Jong Un Winning Every Olympic Gold Medal (www.duffelblog.com)

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[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

Trump won two championship tournaments at the golf resort he owns. The only featured picture has him being handed the "most improved player" award, but he totally won the whole thing.

https://golfweek.usatoday.com/2024/03/27/donald-trump-claims-two-more-golf-championships-trump-international-west-palm-beach/

*Side note, caddies called him Pele because he kicked his ball so often