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This kills the christian (lemy.lol)

submitted 2 months ago by nzmaa@lemy.lol to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Eh, ain't ego if it's true.
Ok but the church uses the gold for cool hats and missions to Africa, they don't fire it into space.
To be fair, he also destroys people for obeying him.
To be fair, half of those people were furries.
Yea I got nothing.
Dude spent T = -Inf to T = 0 not eating, mans allowed a snack
He'll get to it^tm^

[–] LapGoat@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

jesus has two fursonas, Aslan and the Easter Bunny.

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Let's not forgot the Agnus Dei!